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	Cat Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back. For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule: To NEVER tell a human that the world is really ruled by CATS! - Author Unknown		Simply Art- Original signed acrylic paintings on canvas by award winning artist Michael Arnold. Beautiful selection of art for sale michaelarnoldart.com The Dog Encyclopedia- Empowering information for pet owners to enhance and enrich a dog's life. dogencyclopedia.org Innovative Improvements- Innovative ideas to improve all aspects of your life. improvingwebsites Floridian Nature- Discover the wonderful nature of Florida. From plants to animals, to Florida's pristine waters- Florida is nature at it's best. floridiannature.com Alaskan Nature- Discover the beauty of Alaska. Learn about its volcanoes, Fish, tundra, & glaciers

	What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. Cats rarely listen to you. Cats are totally unpredictable. Cats whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, house cats want to be alone. When you want to be alone, house cats want to play. Domestic house cats expect you to cater to their every whim. Cats are moody. Cats leave hair everywhere. Domestic house cats drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: Domestic house cats are tiny women in little fur coats.

	A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
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